Crap Taxidermy

Marsoni

M251S

$14.99

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Crap TaxidermyA humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong, by the founder of the hit website crappytaxidermy. com. A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you wont be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst

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★★★★★ 4

but takes quiet a good amount of cotton balls

Size: 6.8 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

It removes makeup alright, but takes quiet a good amount of cotton balls. Haven't try it on waterproof makeup yet, but it does make make skin feels clean and isn't harsh. Edit: Tried it for a couple of days, and here's the verdict: It can remove makeup, but you'll need a good amount of it on a cotton pad, and likely you'll use more than one. It feels nice while it is on the face, though it clean best with light makeup, and it takes me a couple of cotton balls to clean eyeliner and mascara. I needed to use moisturizer after it, because it make my skin feels dry. It doesn't take long, and definitely save more time than washing with soap and water, but it's a little bit of a hassle, too. Oh well, at least it's very convenient.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2016