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If You Find This, I'm Already Dead

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If You Find This, I'm Already DeadFrom the New York Times bestselling creator of Mind MGMT and co writer of BRZRKR with Keanu Reeves comes a multi dimensional cosmic odyssey presented in a pulp magazine sized format! Robin is a big city reporter, embedded with US Marines heading to the hostile pocket universe called Terminus. Ten minutes in, the entire marine squad is wiped out and she has to survive (and report) on her own. Terminus is full of cosmic wondersand sci fi gods that are
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tiffany
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Farts & Giggles!
Format: Paperback
This is such a cute & hilarious book! Got it for a kids valentine’s day basket & we had a blast reading it. The storyline is cute, the illustrations are adorable & it gave everyone a laugh. Super easy & fun for a 7yr old boy to read (:
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
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Heidi
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Too funny!!
Format: Paperback
My husband, myself, and our 4 yr old son laughed the whole way through this book. I will be buying this book for my friends and their kids! Great book; super cute and funny. I am looking forward to purchasing the other books by this author.
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Moriah
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
10/10!!!
Format: Paperback
My kids (our whole family really) absolutely love love love this book. I ordered it for them for Valentine's Day and they have asked me to read it to them soooo many times. It never fails to make us laugh. I just ordered them two more from the tooting series (lol) for their Easter baskets. Farts are funny!!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2026
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Candis
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Extremely funny book!!
Format: Paperback
My granddaughter loved this book and called me laughing about it. She just turned 4 and my daughter said it was age appropriate.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026
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stacy
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 4
Funny and well illustrated
Format: Paperback
This book teaches kids shapes as well as not to be embarrassed by their body while being cute and funny
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Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2025

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