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Unisex Existence is Futile Sweatshirt
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Unisex Existence is Futile Sweatshirt

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$48.00
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Unisex Existence is Futile SweatshirtPointlessness of existence got you down? Show off your existential angst in style with this funny nature inspired shirt. This cynical shirt is loaded with 1970s influenced style and existentialist humor. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester fleece blend hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks unisex fit perfect for both men and women Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly
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Maggie
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 1
NOT AS PICTURED-- NOT A PUMP BOTTLE!
This did NOT come in a PUMP BOTTLE, as pictured, which is what I wanted! I'm done buying Dove products-- they keep discontinuing products I like. This 'Restoring Care" lotion was pretty close to the Cream Oil that I loved, but it's getting too hard to find altogether, but particularly in a PUMP!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2025
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Kay P
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Does not make you break out
Some of the best lotion out there.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026
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Anonymous
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
FAVORITE
Goes on silky smooth, it's a joy. Not greasy, not clammy or sticky. Moisturizes great. I don't know why it's getting harder to find. I hope they keep making it
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2025
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MarketingMom
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 4
Light yet very moisturizing
I really like this lotion — it’s light yet still moisturizing, very similar to the discontinued Cream Oil that I used to absolutely love. I would’ve given it five stars if it had come in the pump bottle shown in the description, which I definitely would have preferred.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 28, 2025
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Brittney
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Lotion
I love how this lotion makes my skin feel. It doesn’t feel oily and the scent is mild.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2025

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