Attempted Murder Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$58.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Attempted Murder HoodieTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment

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Love the fact that it's made in America, the packaging is nice, and the ingredients are good. With that being said, the product itself isn't set well. You need to be able to put it on without so much going on your lips. Maybe more beeswax...not sure but something to make it go on smooth not gritty and not get all over the place. I tried putting it in the fridge to harden it up with no luck.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026

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Sandy

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

New favorite!

Creamy, smooth, and perfect!

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Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2025

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Jennifer

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 1

Not for me

For me… it was way too greasy,spread on to my face around mouth. But worst of all it gave my lips a slight allergic reaction. I’m a fan of beef tallow I use it frequently but my normal tallow was not in stock so I tried this one. It wasn’t for me unfortunately.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026

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RaRa

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Very affordable and very moisturizing!! 20/10!!!

Favorite lip balm!!!! This thing is huge!!!!! And might I add VERY moisturizing on my lips. I love it!!! Winter is coming so if you don’t want ashy lips TRY THIS ONE!!! You’re definitely getting your moneys worth and then some!!!!

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Reviewed in the United States on October 12, 2025