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Cattle Decapitation "To Serve Man (Clear Vinyl)" 12"

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Cattle Decapitation "To Serve Man (Clear Vinyl)" 12"Cattle Decapitation "To Serve Man" 12" Vinyl Officially licensed Cattle Decapitation merchandise SIDE A 01. Testicular Manslaughter 02. I Eat Your Skin 03. Writhe in Putressence 04. Land of the Severed Meatus 05. The Regurgitation of Corpses 06. Everyone Deserves to Die SIDE B 07. To Serve Man 08. Colonic Villus Biopsy Performed on the Gastro Intestinally Incapable 09. Pedeadstrians 10. Long Pig Chef and the Hairless Goat 11. Hypogastric Combustion By
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Excellent product and welcome addition to my kitchen. Wine opening made super easy and looks fantastic !
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It’s really easy to use, works amazing, nice speed. It looks awesome on my counter top. Great idea for a gift!!!
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Color: 6-in-1 Silver, Size: Rechargeable
Great value for the price. Opener works great and holds a charge well.
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Color: Gunmetal Grey, Size: Rechargeable
This is the best wine opener we ever had...push button once...it goes in, pulls cork out, then reverses and drops cork in your hand...all with one push of the button. Long battery life between charges.
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Battle Creek, US
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Works just like it says.
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My hands can no longer open a bottle of wine. This makes it so easy.
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