Alfred E Neuman Ring

Marsoni

M251S

$37.00

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Alfred E Neuman RingAlfred E. Neuman is the fictitious mascot and cover boy of the American humor magazine Mad. The face had appeared for decades before being claimed by Mad in 1954 and later named by the magazine in 1956. Since his debut in Mad, Neuman's likeness has appeared on the cover of all but a handful of the magazine. He is distinguished by his short, tousled red hair, grin with a missing front tooth, freckles across the bridge of his nose, jug ears, and his

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Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2024