Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe

Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe

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Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself SafeFear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? "Truly Hilarious!" Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each otherbut not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that

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My first experience with Marc Joseph. I typically purchase dress and casual work shoes from Florsheim and occasionally Rockport. I'm giving these four stars because the initial fit and feel appear solid. Depending on the shoe brand I wear a size 14 or 15. My feet are slightly wide but I don't alway need wide fit. These size 14 fit well with wide enough toe box. I've tried slip in shoes before and they just don't feel right. These somehow work and there is no heel slip. My only reservation is the high lip on the heel for slip-in and hope they dont catch pant hems. I gave 4 stars because I'll have to determine durability. Granted they are a light fabric shoe with a soft rubber tread. I'd like them to last for at least 6 months..and use them for business casual work wear during warm weather.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026