


Saint Bernard (Blu-ray)His award winning FX career spans both grindhouse (BRAIN DAMAGE, FRANKENHOOKER, the LEPRECHAUN series) and art house (Matthew Barney's CREMASTER CYCLE). Now writer producer director Gabe Bartalos brings his own years in the making vision to the screen, as an unhinged orchestra conductor named Bernard (Jason Dugre of Bartalos' SKINNED DEEP) graphically descends into a surreal odyssey of chaos, psychosis and 'f*cked up sh*t that looks cool as hell'
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